I'll not waste your valuable time.
The too long didn't read version of this comunicado is that we have multiple clients in similar but non competing industries and we think you'd make a great link partner.
Accepting any guest posts?
Or have a resources page maybe?
Or possibly could just edit a link into an existing page?
Perhaps you too are looking to increase traffic and search rankings, it's possible a link exchange with one of our sites is a good match for you?
We're open to anything really, if you'd like to discuss opportunities, just send an email to the submitted address and we'll get right with you.
If not, thanks for reading and best of luck. Happy interneting!
P.S. You really should reply, then I'll reply back, then you can laugh at my funny profile picture. I'd explain further but it would ruin the surprise.